Sarcastically speaking, I dare you to do some of the points located on my top rated 10 list.
ten. Pull into a gas station and use the window washer to wash your complete car or truck.
9. Ask a bank teller to break a $one hundred bill for you. Then when asked how you want it performed say, "in hundreds".
eight. Call a political candidate's campaign workplace and ask them for a donation to your non-candidacy.
7. Ask a safety guard how it feels recognizing that in all the action motion pictures the safety guards are normally the initially to die.
six. When you get credit card presents in the mail, stuff the prepaid envelopes with toilet paper and mail them back. (irrespective of whether you use new or made use of toilet paper is entirely up to you.)
five. Call your bank and ask them to add your checking account onto the $700 billion government bail out program.
four. Obtain an individual who is significant into worrying about the threat of worldwide warming, remind them of their personal carbon dioxide and physique heat contribution to the planet, and ask them to cease it.
three. Ask a judge if you can get away with murder as extended as you can convince a jury of your peers ahead of time that it is justified.
two. Send a bill to just about every Television station, radio station, cell telephone enterprise, and satellite business, charging them an "access fee" for the waves they broadcast by way of your house. If they refuse payment, fee them with trespassing.
And the #1 Sarcastic Dare...
1. Circulate a petition to place "intelligent human beings" on the endangered species list.
Joe Bingham (aka Joe Humor)
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